I'm With the Pilot

Title: Girls Like Mystery
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Female!Chris/Female!Zach
Word count: 3,452
Warnings: Genderswap, femmeslash.
Summary: Chris is tired of pretending she plays for the other team. It doesn't help matters that she has a hot best friend.
A/N: Props to adoorhasopened, who beat me to the punch on this idea with her own excellent genderswap Pinto fic. Also mentions two other genderswapped minor characters. Title taken from a song by The Cribs.

( You should be glad I was wearing a bra. )

Title: You Still Got Wheels, Kid (1/2)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: (always a) woman!Pike/Kirk, past unrequited (always a) woman!Pike/Winona Kirk
Word count: ~12.5K
Notes: Written for het_idcrack, which you can read more about at the community's mission statement post. My prompt was as follows: Genderswap AU—Christina Pike takes in George and Winona Kirk's beautiful, feral son after a john's beating lands him in the hospital. (Though don't underestimate Jim—the john didn't walk away unscathed.) I should mention that Jim is young in this fic but not underage. He's also not all that feral. ;) Title is from the track "M.E.X.I.C.O.C.U." by The Kills. Many thanks go to sinsense for whipping this story into shape. Posted in two parts with a link to part 2 at the bottom of the page.
Warnings: AU with genderswap, light violence (sexual and otherwise), allusions to prostitution and non-con, and lots of id-fic clichés.
Summary: Jim Kirk likely never intended to cross paths with Christina Pike. But now that he had, she wasn't going to let him go without a fight.

( He had a way of cutting right through to the heart of things, just like his mother. And, like Winona, he was good at running away. )

Title: According to Jim
Rating: R
Pairing: girl!Kirk/McCoy
Word count: 1,168
Notes: Written for urbancate's "Couch Potato" comment meme, with its excellent concept of TV show title prompts. This fic is named after hypatia_82's prompt of the show in question, minus any Jim Belushi, thank goodness.
Summary: Over the years, Len gets pretty good at deciphering the things that come out of Jim Kirk's mouth.

( According to Jim, rules are meant to be broken. )

Title: Windfall
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: (always a) girl!Kirk/McCoy
Notes: ~1,400 words. Written in response to boosette's prompt at the Poor Man's Sinfest, V. 4, which requested card sharks and quoted lyrics from Clint Black's "Good Run of Bad Luck."
Summary: Jamie Kirk's poker face always earns her a win, but Bones has been doing his research.

( Tell you what, Kirk. Let's make it interesting. )