I'm With the Pilot

Title: Girls Like Mystery
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Female!Chris/Female!Zach
Word count: 3,452
Warnings: Genderswap, femmeslash.
Summary: Chris is tired of pretending she plays for the other team. It doesn't help matters that she has a hot best friend.
A/N: Props to adoorhasopened, who beat me to the punch on this idea with her own excellent genderswap Pinto fic. Also mentions two other genderswapped minor characters. Title taken from a song by The Cribs.

( You should be glad I was wearing a bra. )

Title: Prince Charming
Rating: R for language and sexual situations
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Word count: 3,877
Summary: McCoy has been Jim's personal bodyguard since he was a teenager. Now the young prince is all grown up and wants more.
A/N: AU set in a fantasy constitutional monarchy with a fair bit of crack. Written in response to photo prompts over at jim_and_bones (f-locked comm, join to see the photos). Likely chock-full of inaccuracies related to the lives of royalty. Some small edits made to the original posting.

( The day of reckoning has come. )

Wrote some fic earlier for today's comment!fic challenge at ontd_pinto: the one where zach talks too much to his dog (Chris/Zach, R, 1,572 words). The prompt was "Chris is a dog walker, Noah is a diva," which basically sums up the fic.

Please to ignore the typos in it. :)

Title: I Summon You
Rating: R
Pairing: Chris/John
Word count: 1,466
Notes: A different sort of NYC story. Because this hat looks familiar.
Summary: Unlike Zach, something just won't let Chris stay in New York.

( It's all too easy to acclimate to a coast without palm trees. )

Title: Hell Is This
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Chris/Zach
Word count: 2,600
Notes: So, 1297 and I were talking... [insert ensuing violence and destruction here]. And the result was an awesome impromptu comment!fic meme about fanfic clichés. I filled her prompt for an AU with Chris as an assassin and Zach as his target, in which things get a little complicated (by hot sex). Plus, I added some poetry for that A+ pretentious factor. (Happy National Poetry Month!) Cleaned up and slightly longer than the original.
Summary: Sure, Chris was good at his job, but the truth remained that some marks were easier than others.

( Let him sully your innocence if you have to. )